It's important to look some level of "Hot" (or presentable) everyday. If you don't know by now, there ARE different levels of hot that we try to achieve.

If you didn't know this.. That's what I'm here for. Go ahead.. Read on, young grasshopper.

"Everyday" Hot

The lowest level of hotness we strive for on a daily basis should be easy to achieve and maintain.

Rule #1:

KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

What do I mean by that? Basically, you shouldn't be in front of a mirror for 2 hours before you do or go wherever it is that you go on a daily basis. What if you slept in and had to rush to get ready? Then you have to hear "Are you sick? You look awful!" all day..

Still don't believe me? Kim K without make-up:

Don't you hate when ugly things happen to pretty people?

I asked my beautiful friend Hannah why she only wears mascara and lip gloss:

"I would rather look exceptionally pretty some days than look exceptionally ugly."

"Girls Night Out" Hot

This is the time to be trendy. Women appreciate fashion more than men, so whip out those high-waisted pants the guys hates so much. And please, please.. DO NOT wear the EXACT same thing as your friends. Don't be those girls. Because there is always the friend in your group who is going to make fun of something you are wearing.. And I am usually that friend.

Do you realize you're shoes don't match?

"There's Gonna Be Pictures" Hot

You need to start pulling out the big guns at Easter now that Grandma has Facebook and a new camera. To save yourself from having to spend a half hour untagging photos, be prepared. Try to pull off the appropriate amount of sexy and classy.

Don't forget, these events usually call for a little extra make-up, and maybe even the Spanx. You don't want to be looking at your pictures like:

"You Think He'll Like This?" Hot

Oh hey there hottest guy you've ever seen. What? He asked you out? Ummmmmmm.... YES! DATE NIGHT!

[Insert Excited Screams Here]

Oh shit. Now, you have to find something to wear. Do. Not. Panic. Okay, panic a little. But you'll be fine.. Just remember the "3 Be's" of dressing for a date:

1. Be Prepared.

If he's taking you to a football game where you'll be standing a lot, do not wear heels.

2. Be Sexy. Be Classy.

Yes, cleavage is fine for a date, but not too much.. And please wear a bra.

3. Be You.

Try not to coat your face with make-up or wear a super padded bra. When you do that, you aren't hiding your flaws.. You are creating new ones!

"Post-Breakup" Hot

Rule #1 of Breakups: SOMEONE WINS THE BREAKUP. That means, the person who isn't acting like a complete idiot post-breakup, "wins" the breakup. Just a hint: If either of you wears Crocs, that person loses the breakup. Everytime. It's a law.

Everyone knows the best way to win a breakup is to stay hot, but don't start wearing things strange things that you wouldn't wear before you broke up. If you do that, you won't be any better than Jon Gosselin. And... ew.

Even Hailey Glassman can do better than Captain Ed Hardy over here.

The perfect example of someone who always acheives every level of hotness (including post-breakup) is Jennifer Aniston. So if you need someone to look to when trying to obtain optimal hotness, she's your girl.

Eat your heart out, Brad.