Melania Trump
10/02/2012 13:48
Trophy Wife of the Week
Melania Trump. Is that too obvious of a choice for my first trophy wife? No way. She deserves the title after landing one of the richest men in America, Donald Trump. There are several categories that get you in the "Trophy Wife of the Week" spot. These are:
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h5.
The Ring
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h5.
The Man
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h5.
Mom Status
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h5.
Accomplishments
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h5.
The Bod
The Ring
So let's get started.. Her ring.. OMG. This is $3 Million rock that nobody could say no to. Going to the gym isn't quite as necessary since she's wearing a diamond that is bigger than some planets. And if my future husband is reading this at any point in time during our relationship, LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW. HINT. HINT. HINT.
The Man
This one is tricky.. Donald Trump is well, he's fucking Donald Trump. He's rich as fuck, so obviously that's a plus. But come on. What the hell is on your head? And a true Trophy Wife accepts her man as he is, but damn. That shit is ridiculous. Props to her, I guess?
She gets an 8/10 for her man.
Mom Status
Not only is this chick rich, skinny, beautiful and married to one of the richest men in the world, but she's also a great mom. Anyone else hate them selves for not being her? Because I do.
She is a super fab MILF.
Accomplishments
She's not a fucking rocket scientist or some kind of surgeon. She got a degree in design and architecture that she has used.. well, never. She has been on the cover of a trillion magazines and married a badass. If Trump looks into Presidential elections ever again, we might have the hottest First Lady ever. Of all time. That'd be an accomplishment, right?
The Bod
Just Google her. She's hot AF.