We all love our "Girl Bible" but the mother and small child behind you on the airplane might not be interested in learning about "9 Sexy New Love Games." Sooooooooooo let's be discreet here. When most women get their issue of Cosmo, if they are anything like me, they read the entire thing cover-to-cover no matter where they are.. Then, they read it again.

I even read the articles that I don't particularly care for.. No, I'm not interested in "Kegal Exercises You've Got To Try" but what the hail? I'll read it anyway.

Now there are many ways to go about hiding your girl porn from the public which is what today's article is about:

Put It Inside Another Magazine

Now this approach only works if noone can see the articles you are actually reading. Maybe that cute guy across from you will think you are really into that issue of The Economist and not taking a quiz on how close you and your best friend are.

Get It On Kindle

Noone will ever know what you are so into on your Kindle/Kindle App. For all they know, you could be writing emails to customers for your high profile job. Why would they immediately assume you are reading an article titled "8 Signs He's Into You"?

Read It On The Treadmill

Noone cares what you are reading at the gym. If they do, they aren't working hard enough. If you are just a cardio machine girl, this is the perfect time to read your Cosmo. If you are on the treadmill or elliptical, reading makes you stay on the machine 25% longer. I don't even know if that's true, I just made it up. But someone should really do a study on that. I'm sure it will be in Cosmo's next issue.

Read It At Home

Yeah, this is always an option. Unless you have a subscription, it stinks waiting until you get home to read that entire thing. Although, it is nice to open up a bag of cheez-its, throw on some yoga pants and tear right into the magazine.

So after you have read this month's issue, you should go online and vote for the 2012 Cosmo Bachelor of the Year!

Umm.. Why have I never been to Virginia?